Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
oh
i was not prepared for that
If you don’t let Kane inside, he assumes you can’t see him so he gets up on here just to he sure you’ll notice him.
“So my friends cat turned one. Slight change”
sobs hysterically
today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”
I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs
they’re slugs
…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:
I don’t understand why I’m laughing so hard
(Source: kimsoldblogone)
sir, this is a funeral. will you please for the love of god stop doing the macarena
Actual 4th Grade science test in South Carolina
if you decide you want to secede again you go for it okay?
I…I really shouldn’t be surprised at this point but
what the fuck
I don’t know what’s worse… the fact that the kid actually gave these answers… or that they got 100% on a SCIENCE quiz.
Oh god…..



